Online Dating

I took my moms advice, which is normal, but the not-so normal advice is what has caused this new perspective i have on dating. 'eharmony' she said. She knows someone that has used it and considering that i am the most picky person when it comes to men i should try it out. I figured i have nothing to lose. Which i don't! It's actually been a really interesting, comfortable, and a pressureless process. There has not been any communication between any of the guys and myself but we have exchanged some question/answer profiles. Honestly, i would recommend it to anyone - there is nothing to lose (and it's kinda fun). Anyways, so the other day i checked my email and answered some personal questions then read some replay's then deleted a hand-full of possible victims for any number of reasons. I deleted one guy because he said his belly jiggled when he brushed his teeth!!! IM SERIOUS - i can't make that up! Then i started to realize . . . I am too perfect on paper! But OMG these poor guys have no idea what they are getting them selves into. I snore when i sleep, i snort when i laugh, i will have high expectations for any man of mine, his teeth must be white, his clothes must be in style, i will be the most stubborn person he knows, i will embarrass him in public, i will question his relationship with his mother, i will fix his hair, i will fold his underwear wrong, and not iron his shirts. I will burn his pizza and pay for dinner way too much. I will drink too many martinis on our first date and then snort again because i can't control it. I will reveal too much blunt information about myself and then he will give me the awkward -side-puppydog look. I will be so honest it might hurt and then feel really bad and not be able to take it back. I will beat him in miniature golf and make him play cards until late hours of the night until i win. I will correct his vocab and yell at him when he cuts someone off on the road. I will go off on him when he tells me i am over-reacting. . . Do i really have to continue!?
Wish Him luck!!!!

By the way - 80 percent of the matches that i have had from our 'Personality Profile ' have been matched to men that have a career in Engineering or Government. Seriously!? Does anyone else find that ironic?!